Car Talk: The Closing Song
Glenn M: For each of these interviews, I have a general sense of where I want to start the conversation, where I want to end it, but not what's going to happen in between. So I'm trying to think, What question do I want to ask as the last question.
Ray: That could have been it!
Glenn M.: No, no. I decided I wasn't going to ask you a question.
Tom: Good.
Glenn M.: I'm going to ask you to sing a song.
Ray: Really?
Glenn M.: Yeah. Here's the song I want you to sing. I'm going to give you just a few minutes. This is completely unrehearsed.
Ray: Do we have musical accompaniment, or is this a cappella?
Glenn M.: We'll have some musical accompaniment.
Glenn M.: Are you guys ready?
Tom: How the hell do we know?
Glenn M.: Let me say … you guys aren't dressed for this. Wait, wait, wait. I have a costume for each of you.
Ray: This is the “embarrass the guest” portion of the program.
Ray and Tom:
(Sung to the tune of “Take Me Out to the Ballgame”)
Take me out for some car talk,
Take me out for some laughs,
I need a Lexus or Cadillac
They don't care if we ever get back
It's toot, toot, toot right down Mass Ave.
Dewey, Cheetham and Howe
For it's Tom, Ray, all of the guys
Cheering Go U Mass
Glenn M.: Thank you all for being here.